
It’s funny the things you notice in movies that seem to be
universal. How come, whenever someone is carrying a bag of groceries, it’s
always got a baguette sticking out of the top? How does it happen that when
someone is being chased through downtown, they always inevitably end up
escaping into a passing parade? Or when someone is running away from someone
chasing them in a car, why do they continue to run in FRONT of the car? Make a
sharp turn! You’ll improve your chances!
-- The ventilation system of any building is the perfect
hiding place – no one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can
travel to any other part of a building undetected. You know, despite the fact
that it would actually make an incredible amount of noise and you’d probably fall through the closest seam…IF
you could actually FIT!
-- All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with
large red readouts so you know exactly when they are going to go off. Oh, and
you’ll ALWAYS have only one or two seconds to spare when it is successfully
diffused.
-- A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will
wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.-- Kitchens don’t have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead. When you close it, there will always ALWAYS be someone standing behind it.
-- When you are running for your car – you know, the only one
left in the parking garage in the middle of the night – you will ALWAYS drop
your keys before you are able to open your car.
I appreciate a well-done movie. Believable special effects,
plausible situations, intelligent dialogue – something where you can actually
get lost in the storyline from start to finish. There COULD be an island of
dinosaurs…..YOU don’t know! I’m gonna go watch “The Shining”.
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