
In a few short
years, he’ll be at that age where everything is like being at a never-ending
press conference: "No, you can't put the cat in the washer - next
question." "No, you can't really fly - next question." For
now, though, he just does strange things that we can’t quite explain.
Like licking the truck or pushing the same button on a noisy toy five MILLION
times.

One of my
niece’s has also been a source of entertainment with her vocabulary. When
she was very little, my Sister and I heard her bickering with her sister and
Em. We called to her and said, “Stop being mean!” She answered, “I
not being mean, I being rude!” This is the same child who, for no
apparent reason, would announce randomly, “I’m wearing panties.”
I love kid
“isms”. Their point of view is so literal and so real. I know of a
six-year-old boy who was watching his father tap on a wall, looking for a
support beam, and said, “There’s no one in there.”
My all-time
favorite had to be when I told Em that the Tooth Fairy wasn’t real. When
she was six, she had some serious dental work done and had three teeth
pulled. We felt so badly for her, the “Tooth Fairy” coughed up about
$8.00. About a month or so later, she lost another tooth by natural
means. We were in the middle of a busy time and the “Tooth Fairy”
FORGOT! She was bummed but when I said sometimes it takes longer, she
tried again the next night. The “Tooth Fairy” FORGOT AGAIN! Em was
devastated. I felt like a complete heel.
I said to give it one more try. Reluctantly, she agreed. I wrote
her a letter on the computer in a pink, curly font that went something like
this: “Dear Miss Emmy: You would not believe the number of children in
your neighborhood who lost teeth this week! Hope this makes up for being
late!” and signed it, “The Tooth Fairy”. I left her a $5.00 bill.
Apparently no one else wanted to forget either, because several of us put money
under her pillow. She made about $35 bucks that night. She was
THRILLED! Not only did she make out like a bandit, she got a letter!
About three
years later, the subject of Fairy Tale characters came up. She knew there
was no Santa, no Easter Bunny, no such thing as Leprechauns. I said, “And
don’t forget – no Tooth Fairy.” She stopped dead in her tracks. “YES THERE IS!” she exclaimed. In
complete seriousness, she bolted up to her room, came back with a piece of
paper and said, “There IS a Tooth Fairy! LOOK! I HAVE PROOF!”
She produced the letter I had done years earlier. I stand
corrected.
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