In honor of
Back-to-school time, I thought I'd do a school-themed post. I wanted to
be a teacher when I grew up. I would collect humorous test question
responses and write a book. These submissions made me laugh, so I thought
I'd share them:
Q: In which battle did Napoleon die?
A: His last battle
Q:
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A: At the bottom of the page
Q: River Ravi flows in which state?
A: Liquid
Q: What is the main reason for divorce?
A: Marriage
Q: What
is the main reason for failure?
A: Exams
Q: What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Lunch & dinner
Q: What looks like half an apple?
A: The other half
Q: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it
become?
A: Wet
Q: How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
A: No problem…he sleeps at night.
Q: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A: You will never find an elephant that only has one hand.
Q: If
you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three
oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A: Very large hands
Q: It if took eight men 10 hours to build a wall, how long would
it take four men to build it?
A: No time at all…the eight men already built it.
Q: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without
cracking it?
A: Any way you want…concrete floors are very hard to crack.
By the
way...where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
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