I've often
had an idea for a greeting card, but was fairly sure it would not be
well-received. You know…my snarky attitude and all… Well, recently,
I came across some that were right up my alley! I should probably have
submitted mine when the ideas crossed my mind!
FRONT: I heard you’ve gone deaf…
INSIDE: I SAID I HEARD YOU’VE GONE DEAF!
FRONT: I’m sorry to hear you’re brain dead
INSIDE: It’s really not that bad, when you think about it.
FRONT: I’m sorry to hear you have developed Alzheimer’s disease.
INSIDE: I’m sorry to hear you have developed Alzheimer’s disease.
Along these
lines are my favorite quotes from “Jack Handy” of Saturday Night Lives’, “Deep
Thoughts…by Jack Handy”
The face of a
child can say it all…especially the mouth part of the face.
If a kid asks
where rain come from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, “God is
crying.” And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him
is, “Probably because of something you did.”
If you ever
catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that’s
what REALLY throws you into a panic.
To me, boxing
is like a ballet…except there’s no music, no choreography and the dancers hit
each other.
If you go
flying back through time and you see somebody else flying forward into the
future, it’s probably best to avoid eye contact.
Consider the
daffodil. And while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, looking through
your stuff.
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