Alright, if
you’re tired of me ranting about spiders, you may want to move on but another
horrid encounter today has shaken my resolve. What is it about a spider
being ON your person that makes one react so violently? I thought having
one crawl across my face was bad…I actually bruised my cheek, slapping at it
when I felt it. In that situation, however, I swatted it…correction: I
beat myself up…trying to get it off my face and it landed on the bedspread (I
was drifting off to sleep) and I was able to see it and KILL IT! Today was
more frightening…
Picture a
beautiful, clear, warm, summer day. It’s about 4pm and I am headed out
the door to go pick up Em from the mall. Now, several people, including
myself, have traversed the walkway to my door several times today.
Apparently, this is a speedy spider. My habit is to open the door, watch
for the sheen that usually reflects off of the web and clear it with our handy
dandy web destroyer, a stick we especially fashioned for this purpose. I
figured, due to the lateness of the hour and the fact that someone had JUST
passed through there not an hour ago, that I need not pause for spider
patrol. I was wrong.
As I was
passing through it, I saw it and felt the familiar webbing across my
face. It was just a “line” so I didn’t freak out TOO badly, but I got the
willies anyway. I got in the car, put on my sunglasses, and messaged Em
that I was on my way. Just then, I felt a little tingle on top of my head
and figured it was the slight breeze that was blowing my messy hair
around. Again…I was wrong.
When I felt the
“body” on top of my head, I think I lost my mind. Thank goodness I was
still sitting in the driveway. Had I been driving and discovered the
wretched creature, I would have crashed for sure. I began to violently
pull at my hair, feeling that the spider was tangled in my hair and not going
anywhere. I bolted back into the house and into the bathroom, grabbed my
brush and began furiously brushing my hair. My skin is crawling as I
write!! No spider. Was he still in the car? Was he on the
back of my shirt? Did he fall down the front of my shirt? No spider
anywhere.
Now that I’m
certain he’s not in my hair anymore, I have Kate do a quick ‘spider check’ on
my back and head back out the door to go pick up Em. I scared myself so
badly that I now had a case of hiccups and had gasped so violently that I kept
coughing. Trying to cough, hiccup and drive at the same time is not an
easy task. The hiccups are causing my eyes to water, so when I get to the
mall to pick up the girls, it looks as though I’ve been crying. I told
Em, “No, there was a spider in my hair. I scared myself so badly that I
gave myself the hiccups and my head hurts from the hair pulling. Oh, and
by the way, I never found him…Check your seat.” We never did find him...I
still have the willies.
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